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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

  • Comedy

November 7, 2008 (US)

1h 40m

The Army Will Never Be The Same

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

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